With his spiked brown hair, he would have looked like a porcupine if he wasn’t in fact a freshly caught squirrel I bathed and styled before eating for breakfast.

“Money’s a tool, like a wrench, and until I make more I need to tighten my belt.”

“I’m not a bicycle. Don’t try to ride me and leave me in the garage. I’m a tread…”

“My TV’s remote control didn’t have a source of energy, so I poured coffee in it…”

“There’s nothing nine-tenths about me as a person. I’m a 100% kind of guy, at le…”