With issues regarding nipples, I always try to stay abreast of the subject.

“My teeth are filthy, so to impress my dentist I compensate by wearing too much …”

“A pen is a phallic symbol you can write with. But so is a cucumber dipped in ra…”

“A brick could be used in place of B. Rick, who is sorry he couldn’t make it to …”

“I wanted “300” to be less about fighting, and more about bowling. At least they…”