With sex, I’d recommend practicing a lot. But remember, have fun with it. After all, you do want to get your money’s worth.

“I want to write a book called Kissing Kissinger. It won’t be about kissing, Kis…”

“If I could lick the sunset, I’ll bet it would taste like Neapolitan ice cream.”

“Courage comes in many forms. One of them is the ability to run at high speeds w…”

“A brick could be divided into four equal pieces and split among three friends. …”