With six pieces of wood, I’m building a life, and my coffin.

“I ate a pound cake today, but I gained two.”

“A brick is a barometer of love. Give it to the girl of your dreams, and see if …”

“When the lights are about to burn out and start flickering, it’s like I’m blink…”

“I am willing to barter my nudity for your love. That way the IRS can’t tax our …”