With that shirt you have on, you remind me of what you look like with no shirt on.

“If I’m going to write a book every American will want to read, it’s got to have…”

“The year you were born marks only your entry into the world. Other years where …”

“If my name were Ouch, it would pain me to introduce myself. As it is now, I onl…”

“Love will make a man do some funny things, like tightrope walking across a tele…”