With the money I spend on alcohol, I could support a family of four, assuming they are all heavy drinkers.

“You will know my power when you feel me compress you into a ball and bowl with …”

“A brick could be used as 1,2, and 4. But not 3. No, 3 is too holy for a brick. …”

“As a man, I have a strong constitution. But as a document, I’m no Constitution …”

“If I were to come back in another life, I’d like to be reincarnated as my own c…”