With the woman I loved, I wouldn’t change one second with her. No, I’d change all the seconds, and the thing I’d change is her.

“The cute girl at the bar asked for my number. I told her I’m number one. Then I…”

“The roof of my mouth is not a good place to put in a new chimney. Put it behind…”

“If love had an exact location, it would be the spot where silence meets noise. …”

“I went out on a limb, because that’s where the noose was.”