With twelve of my clones, I want to co-write a one-liner about sex, drugs, and finding love in a Walmart. I do so appreciate low prices.

“My advice is to never masturbate in Cockburn Town.”

“A brick could be used as a substitute for the brother I never had. It seems rid…”

“I live in the armpit of the country. I can tell by how hairy and smelly and hil…”

“Five minutes ago it was five minutes late, and my watch is five minutes slow.”