Without even washing my hands I can tell whether I peed or not.

“I have three step brothers and one step sister. It’s like a staircase, and I am…”

“I like mirrors as much as the next guy, except if the next guy is my clone.”

“I am possibly the world's greatest magician, because I don't just vanish off st…”

“We’re different, you and I. I am a Rorschach Test, and you, you are a butterfly…”