Woman, I could drown in your love, but I’d much rather be strangled. More passionate, don’t you agree?

“If I could die saving two lives, I would, provided each of those two people wer…”

“Coffee and donuts go together like government policy and subsequent poverty.”

“I met a guy who had an interesting job. He was a meat cutter, or a meat slicer,…”

“Don’t try to hog loneliness and keep it all to yourself. Share it with a specia…”