Women are called the fairer sex. Are they just not as tan, or are they actually more reasonable?

“Growing up, I used to use and apple instead of a baseball. It was just more fun…”

“Even though I buried our love in a coffin, it isn’t dead. No, our love is very …”

“Governments are too stupid to understand that too much red tape does not bind a…”

“I suspended my disbelief, and left it floating in mid air.”