Women want me, and men want to be me. And by me I mean Ryan Gosling.

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“Bricks could be used to build structures that homosapiens can live in and engag…”

“I’m not going to beg for my clone to get on his knees and grovel.”

“On any job application I ever do, if they want my references, I always list the…”