Working the grill all those years, I just got burned out.

“If I had nostrils on my index fingers, I wonder what the inside of my nose woul…”

“If I get on the elevator on the ground floor, the building has no basement, and…”

“If counting is thinking, then the longest I’ve ever thought about any one subje…”

“A brick could be used to keep you three inches away from death.
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