Would you like your cyanide as it is, or by some other name?

“If you don’t cover your mouth, a yawn is an invitation for a blowjob.”

“Here you’ll find everything you don’t need—and much less!”

“Get a watermelon, draw a face on it, and talk to it before making love to it.”

“Your writing can be chosen by one publisher and hated by all readers, or it can…”