Would you mind washing my feet? I’m a centipede, so it may take you a century.

“Politicians think the only way out of a hole is to keep digging.”

“When I turn thirty, in thirty days or so, I might be feeling old, so I’ll proba…”

“I talked to David yesterday, but since it is a statue, it didn’t talk back. I h…”

“In my view, a Cyclops is halfway to being blind. Love sees all. When someone in…”