Write your goals down on a sheet of paper. That way you can easily flip the page over and ignore them.

“Be that as it may, it may be maybe, or it may be May, Bee.”

“A brick is slow, when it’s lying on the floor. But fast when just thrown.
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“I’m growing out my baldness, and a mustache. Combined with spectacles (glasses)…”

“I’m only 33% patriotic, because I don’t bleed red, white, and blue. I only blee…”