Writer’s block, I just drove around it four times. All my favorite writers live there.

“Your impression of me is different than my impression of me. But that’s OK, bec…”

“Question for your life: If Ted Kennedy made it to heaven, do you think he’s ple…”

“I like sex. Let’s get a group together. You know, for a better discount.”

“People say the early bird catches the worm. And it’s true! That’s why I work on…”