Yeah, I enjoy musical chairs. My furniture is deaf, so it gets rather interesting.

“I want to end global hunger by feeding half the world’s starving people to the …”

“You don’t need the Bible to tell you the flesh is weak. Just pinch it and find …”

“I shit bricks, because I’m a constructive pooper.
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“A brick could be used to cook with, as a thickening agent in gravy. But as hist…”