Yeah, right. Life is a soul-sucking test that you either survive or you fail. Personally, I think failure blows, so I intend to survive and laugh my ass off at all the losers. (Nick)

“I’m telling you right now I could make him pop an aneurysm and no one would kno…”

“It's not fair!" (Ryssa)Because life was ever about fairness.Oh, to be as naive …”

“Have you any idea how hard it is to go nine months out of the year with no sex …”

“Hey, Choo? Wanna take odds on our survival tonight? We are in Vegas, after all.…”