Yes, he was Chinese, but Chew wasn't only his last name, it was also his first. And I found this strange considering Chew Chew had no teeth, but did own the second largest model train track set in the world (behind The Mythical Mr. Boo).

“Just because you don’t have an arrest record doesn’t mean you’re not a criminal…”

“I’m underwhelming. Whelming is the woman riding me.”

“To wipe her off my mind, I wiped my ass. I felt so free after that I took a shi…”

“Her clothes were half off—a sale, not a strip tease. Watching her shop was as h…”