Yes, sir, thank you, sir, and I wouldn’t trust me one little inch, sir. I knows a bad one when I sees them. I have a mirror.

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“Fantasy is an exercise bicycle for the mind. It might not take you anywhere, bu…”

“After all, people seemed quite easy about having their rights and liberties tak…”

“Biers was where the undead drank. And when Igor the barman was asked for a Bloo…”