Yesterday is as ancient as a millennia ago, because both are forever out of reach.

“I want to write a book called, "Bonfires and Bras," which follows around a youn…”

“I wear a mustache, both as a disguise—and as a cooter tickler.”

“A brick could be used to stall for time when the police are searching your plac…”

“How do you seduce a whole continent? One person at a time.”