Yesterday led me to today, which will lead me to tomorrow. Follow me, but stay a day behind.

“I put my deodorant on like I’m painting my armpits with a paintbrush. Art is ev…”

“It takes a lot of commitment to sit on a committee. Only the most courageous co…”

“I’m on the road, Butte is 58 miles away, and I’m driving 85 mph. So I should be…”

“A brick could be used to better improve relations with your relatives. But if y…”