You are telling me that your lawyer is a bloodsucking vampire?

“... we banked around until we found a rainbow in the dark. It was on this occas…”

“She's kind of like a Mary Poppins just before she turns to the dark side of the…”

“That's the famous vampire Helgarson you're riding with, isn't it? Is he fond of…”

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