You are the man. You have to take your dignity and self respect to the pawnbrokers.

“Integrity is a bugger, it really is. Lying can get you into difficulties, but t…”

“Now and then goldfish splish and gleam, like new pennies dropped in water.”

“Been thinking of my grandfather, whose wayward brilliance skipped my father’s g…”

“over 85% of all statistics are made up on the spot.”