You are truly Satan's sequined spawn.

“Oh, hello," Dr. M says, shaking Balder's hand. "Wonderful costume. I'm a bit of…”

“I am dying a thousand cruel and unusual deaths as fifty pairs of eyes take me i…”

“Mom's crying a bit, quietly, the way she always does. She never utters a sound …”

“Why should we girls not have the same privileges as men? Why do we police ourse…”