You can have your cake, but you can’t eat it. You have to sit there and watch me scarf it down.

“My facial expression must have looked like a swarm of bees as I drank the hot b…”

“Strawberries are so red they make me feel 33% patriotic.”

“Blanket could be used to form a new word—tenkalb—which in turn could be used, o…”

“Life is made up of only one thing: the now. The past and the future could be co…”