You can tell a lot about a man by his shoes, like if he’s barefoot or not.

“In the future, it’ll be my child, but it will be my child’s life, so I must nam…”

“I don't like questions at all if they are anything like how I like my mashed po…”

“Be proud of your work week, not your weak work. Monday-Friday you can find me w…”

“A brick could be used to declare war on a country made of glass. I’ll bet those…”