You can't be extinct if people aren't even aware you ever existed. I should know, because I don't know.

“If someone invited you to a flash mob, would you wear a bra?”

“Your deodorant smells like my armpit. And yet I get no royalty from the manufac…”

“The government wants to be aware of all your movements—probably including your …”

“I wash my hands twice in the bathroom—once before I touch my penis, and once ag…”