You can’t believe every word you read while watching TV. (Even with closed captioning turned off).

“Love is silence multiplied by noise and divided by two.”

“My white duvet is like an avalanche of blanket.
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“My favorite unit of time is the hour, because I collect them and store as many …”

“I’m in disguise. I’m disguised as myself, and I’m a master of disguise, so that…”