You can’t help who your parents are or aren’t. My parents aren’t—they don’t exist and have never existed.

“If I could build my own neighbors, I’d have no need to build a fence. I would t…”

“At the Peabody Hotel, you’ll find two things: a pea and a body. Was it murder b…”

“The political system, it’s a shame it’s a sham.”

“The police called it choking, but I called it a two-handed neck hug. That’s how…”