You could say my book is the best book ever (or worst book ever), and it wouldn’t make it any better (or worse) than it is. All art exists outside and beyond criticism.

“I just realized my lips are inside out. They should be turned inwards, because …”

“Who am I to ask you who you are, even if you’re my clone.”

“I told her I'd rather talk about her, instead of listening to her drone on abou…”

“To save the environment—and my childhood memories, I merged a gas station pump …”