You don’t have the shadow volume to sit next to me in the sunshine of truth.

“A date is a place, a destination. March 5th, 1982 is the ideal tourist trap.”

“When I was young, I loved summer and hated winter. When I got older I loved win…”

“His last name was Chew, and I didn’t care if he was Asian, I still screamed, “N…”

“A blanket could be used as a sail for my self-esteem when I’m floating upstream…”