You don’t have to be Sherlock Holmes to read the body language that people’s homes present.

“Theo named his son Theology. But his son changed it to The O to honor his dad, …”

“My blender has a more powerful engine than my car, but my car doesn’t make smoo…”

“The Nile is famous for overflowing like my love. How fertile is your valley?”

“Newt Gingrich, buddy, the people of the United States don’t like you. And the o…”