You don’t need my approval to disagree. But I’m sure you agree—and I’m sure you agree.

“To me, life is sad, like a piano with no pedals being played by a person with n…”

“A brick could be thrown, like a football, only instead of a wide receiver, I’d …”

“I want to hire someone to stand outside my door and knock three times, with eac…”

“I want to sign a treaty with a cripple that will be both valid and, like the ow…”