You don’t need to windup the wind to keep it going. It’s the same with my erection. All you need is two AA batteries and one I love you.

“-Is he dead?
-Gosh I hope so, because I went to a lot of trouble to dig his gra…”

“I love mankind. And by mankind I mean women.”

“I’m a gopher. If I see something I want, I go for it, Orafoura said
.And I’m a …”

“I had an arranged marriage. If I didn’t, how would anybody know when and where …”