You ever wonder when god's coming back with a lot of barbecue sauce?

“Getting fired,’ Tyler says, ‘is the best thing that could happen to any of us. …”

“The air will always be to filled with something. Your body too sore or tired. Y…”

“The evil queen was stupid to play Snow White's game. There's an age where a wom…”

“The truth doesn't glitter and shine.”