You graduated 120 years ago? When I graduated I was just one of many in a large stack of love letters. Now get me out of this Time Fridge before I self-cannibalize! I walked a thousand miles to stand still in this moment.

“I can’t do my job, if you don’t do yours. I also can’t do my job, so can you do…”

“A blanket could be used as a parachute, for jumping out of dreams.
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“I would never date Austin. Not that it’s gay, but it’s simply too densely popul…”

“I plant the “flag” in camouflage, though you couldn’t see by looking at it. (I …”