You grow up to become living proof of your parents' limitations. Their less-than masterpiece.

“Stop the excessive shopping and masturbation. Quit your job. Start a fight. Pro…”

“I am nothing, and not even that.”

“She says, "Do you have any rubbers?" I say, I thought she was barren. "Sure, I'…”

“No­body wants to wor­ship you if you have the same prob­lems, the same bad brea…”