You just got your nerd credentials back.

“New Rule: Coal companies have to stop calling coal "energy." That's like a lumb…”

“New Rule: A dog is the only animal that can get you laid. No offense, parrot gu…”

“New Rule: Not everything in America has to make a profit. If conservatives get …”

“Saying someone is religious is heard in most of America as a compliment, a reas…”