You just tell me when and where, and not only will I not be there, but I’ll also be late.

“I’m hypoglycemic and squeamish and liable to pass out at the first sign of bloo…”

“What is it about money that makes people kill for it? I’ll have to think about …”

“If our limbic system betrays our true intentions, and it’s beyond our conscious…”

“I’m so OCD that I sort the sort ofs out from the maybes.”