You know the worst thing about
being rejected? The lack of control. If I could only control the when and how of being dumped by
somebody, then it wouldn’t seem as bad. But then, of course, it wouldn’t be rejection, would it? It
would be by mutual consent.

“He has the personality of a child prodigy, but no discernable talent.”

“Funny + sad is what I'm pitching for, every time.”

“I used to think--and given the way we ended up, maybe I still do--that all rela…”

“But I want to see Clara, Charlie's friend, who's right up my street. I want to …”