You know what I like most about people? Pets.


“If you don’t know what love feels like, you’re in luck, because I just finished…”

“I accept all people—even the people I find unacceptable.”

“So I got a new job, and I start tomorrow. I’m excited to have a job, and bummed…”

“Are you OK with pissing people off to succeed? Because that’s what will happen.…”