You know what’s not funny? Funny bones. No, at best they are only mildly amusing.

“I would like an extra tight vagina, in a to-go box please. Can I get it with ex…”

“I have bread, water, and love—what more can a man ask for? How about pasta, win…”

“I say eek to Zeke Ekez, the imaginary palindrome politician of my dreams. He lo…”

“I want to scrape earwax out of your ears like the last of the chunky peanut but…”