You know when things are bad when you feel guilty for being rude to vampires.

“Please don't run away. And, um, I'd rather you didn't kick me again either.”

“Człowiek to także pojęcie względne (…) Zawsze mi się wydawało, że warunkiem czł…”

“You’ve got to have a little more confidence in us than that. It’s insulting.”

“So… um… what’s the, er, date? You know, the due date for the little monster.”