You make a joke out of everything.
Life’s too painful not to.

“There was a lot of apologizing going on, but I realized that was how it was wit…”

“You'd think an angel who hung around with employees of evil would be a good inf…”

“Come on outside when youʹre done,ʺ I told her. ʺItʹs like the barbecue of the d…”

“Look, don’t get me wrong. I worship the ground this guy walks on. I’m excited t…”