You shit sheep shapes, and I shit wolves as brown as bark. It’s all politics.

“Who’d cum first, you or your clone? To find out, why don’t you go fuck yourself?”

“The cheese was riddled with holes, and it was a riddle to me what kind it was. …”

“I had a Chinese girlfriend once who asked me how much she meant to me. I knew v…”

“I am willing to barter my nudity for your love. That way the IRS can’t tax our …”