You stole a boat,” she snapped. “What am I doing with you, you boat-stealing lunatic?

“And I remind you of your mother now? I have got to look into a manlier cologne.”

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“Have you told Eric and the rest of them that—” “That I’m a vampire? No. It isn’…”

“Haven't you ever heard that modesty is an attractive trait?""Only from ugly peo…”