You want to tell me what this is? she asked as she gabbed my erection. “A miracle of science,” I replied.

“I’ll give you a glass of wine, if you give me a few drops of water from your ey…”

“I got him a cool gift. I got him a pack of razors, and a really furry dead cat.”

“I’m a four-time Pulitzer Prize winning admirer. I’m also a 16-time Olympic meda…”

“I own a few yawns that I rent out to people who are tired of the sleazy snooze …”