Your food’s not getting cold. I’m keeping it warm in my stomach. Dinner’s on me tonight.

“In middle school, Renaldo was voted most likely to vote in a Presidential elect…”

“I think the most romantic letter you ever gave me was “W,” because it’s a coupl…”

“Last night I slept like a baby. In a crib.”

“Orafoura doesn’t know shit about what I said, said Orafoura, quoting The Mythic…”